Sunday, November 16, 2014

Himachal Pradesh - A Photo Blog


The summer of 2014 witnessed a rare event. We went out for a trip as a family! Himachal Pradesh was selected as the destination. The timing couldn't be more fortunate as I was about to put in my resignation in the office. So the entire journey was made in trains - Mumbai-Delhi Rajdhani - Delhi-Pathankot Jhelum Express and HPTDC bus from Pathankot to McLeodganj (Dharamsala).

The morning we reached Pathankot was a beautiful morning, all around there were endless mango all abloom. And Pathankot is an air force base - so regular sightings of fighter jets were a huge plus. It was raining lightly when we reached McLeodganj, but the next day was clear and pleasantly cold.


View from HPTDC's Hotel Bhagsu

View from HPTDC's Hotel Bhagsu
We covered the local spots in the next day or two - Dal lake, Naddi, local markets of upper and lower dharamsala, Bhagsu falls.

Dal Lake (Namesake of Kashmir's famous lake)

Local market

Local market

A shop near Bhagsu Falls

View from Lower Dharamsala
Unrestricted view of Dhauladhar range from Naddi
Another outstanding place there was a fort close by around ~50 km from Dharamsala - Kangra Fort. This fort apparently had been destroyed for the most part in a big earthquake in 1905. If so, then judging from what was left, the original fort must have been breathtaking. Here's some photos-










The food everywhere was superb, in McLeodganj be sure to try out the local Tibetan cuisine - Thukpa, glass noodle soups, Thenthuk, momos etc - it is phenomenal and goes well with the cold weather up there. There's one place called Norling restaurant - it is a place not to be missed! The Norling special soup was so delicious and filling that we had that for lunch and dinner!
McLeodganj overall is enchanting and the significant Tibetan influence gives rise to an atmosphere markedly different from the general touristy places in India.

Next up on our itinerary was Dalhousie. Chilly rains persisted throughout our journey - which enhanced the taste of roadside dhaba tandoor aloo parathas with chai. The moment we entered Dalhousie after climbing our way up the winding ghaats of Himalayas, the mountains decided to put on a show for us. Entire Dalhousie was engulfed in a freezing cold sheet of clouds howling over the mountains, and I mean freezing cold. Here's some of my favourite photos of it -











Dalhousie is just a place to relax and idle around, not much sight seeing is necessary when all the sights are so stunning! With that ended the most awesome trip.






Note: All the photos were taken with my Nexus 4, some have been edited somewhat. :)

Enjoy

Friday, November 7, 2014

Baba

I'm in the mood for a short blog. I don't remember what sparked it today, maybe it was watching the sitcom Modern Family, but I just wanted to describe how great dads are. I remember very little from my childhood, but I do remember when I was a wee little boy of probably a year or two, my father would carry me to the wash basin, bend one leg so I would stand on his thigh, and then bring a handful of water to my mouth to rinse. And I even vividly recall the specific shape of his cupped hand.
These things go so unappreciated that it is almost cruel! But that doesn't stop dads from keeping at it. I would get sick a lot when I used to study in Mumbai. Dad would always book a ticket straight away, come to Mumbai, stay in the hostel guest room till I felt better. The numerous Appy's, Lays potato chips to bring taste to my tasteless mouth are just how kind and caring dad is.
All the money sent our way without even a single question as to how or where I spend it? How do you repay that?
When we were kids dad used to take us to all these places of natural beauty. From lakes to dams to forests to watch the birds and trees. All these birds used to have these unique Rao family names, derived in part from our hilarious pronunciations as kids. And when at the end of the p i c n i c (yes we used to spell it) when we were too tired to walk back to our apartment, guess who would carry us and put us in bed. The love for nature that we have today, all the genuine interest in wildlife, especially birds, comes straight from dad. If it were a superficial interest in him in the first place, we couldn't have possible imbibed it.
The trip to a birding destination, Bharatpur, when I was old enough, will remain in the top 5 vacations/trips I have taken in my life! I mean it is this 25 sq km park, and this enthusiastic and energetic man pushing his fifties is biking with his 25 year old son throughout the sanctuary, taking me down routes he remembered from the numerous times he had been there before, it is just phenomenal richness of spirit. I could not be more happy that the first time I ever saw an eagle (crested serpent, or as dad called it crested sarpanch eagle), the first ever pair of beautiful Sarus cranes was with the man who taught me to know and love these majestic creatures. It is fitting, poetic justice.

All the riches that were ever desired were never in any bank account, they were with the two people that raised me up. To this day, if ever the front door rings with his characteristic double-bell, my face will always light up that my baba's home.. Always.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

The water is Blue today, So am I

Roll back 30-35 years. Focus on the entertainment medium. Few homes had TVs, some had the "transistor radio". Neighbours would flock over to whoever had a radio just to listen to some good music, or a cricket match commentary. Latest songs could only be heard on radio, or if you were rich, on vinyls. Even a decade later, tape recorders and cassette tape players weren't anywhere close to ubiquitous. So what would it imply? Let's deduce from the facts - Sources of entertainment (sp. music) were All India Radio, Vinyl/cassette tape players and I might be missing something but the point I will make here is still pretty valid. Who would be incharge of the content played on radio? Some person. Any person? Not just any person. There had to be something to justify this person who would be in charge of all India radio broadcasting, right? It would be safe to deduce that this person would be partial to good music, and would play (by and large, by the rule of averages) good music on the radio. What good would this do? Again, I consider it safe to deduce that it caused some degree of feedback to register with the music producers/composers of the day. That feedback would be something of the following type - Song A gets picked for playing on All India Radio a lot. The audience likes it and the movie also works. So let's try and make songs like Song A. Out came gems like "Tere bina zindagi se koi", "Chalte chalte yuhi koi", "Chalo ek baar fir se".
I bet I'm over simplifying it, all the good songs obviously did not come out of this mechanism. But nonetheless, there was little driving force to pander to the masses, rather the opposing force, of catering to those partial to good music.

Now switch back to the present. Entertainment medium? LOL. Every house has a TV. Mobile phones (with multimedia capabilities obviously) are ubiquitous. Data transfer and/or download is extremely cheap. So its implications are obvious - everybody is the master of their own music! They choose which music shall fall on their ears. Even if your mobile has only FM, at the press of a button you can skip a song, switch channel! This all sounds good though, why do I have an apprehensive tone? Read closer - Everybody is the master of their own music! It means that, not-so-subtly, power has changed hands. From the broadcaster to the audience. From the music producer/composer, alarmingly to the crowd. So the good broadcaster/producer is not just helpless, he is rendered irrelevant by the shameless pandering of the class-less producers/broadcasters/lyricists/music directors, you name it. I hope we can all agree that by and large the public has about as much class as public-toilet wall art. It comes as no surprise then that "Gandi gandi gandi baat", "tera dhiyaan kidhar hai yeh tera hero idhar hai", and oh Gooood "Sachurday Sachurday, kardi rhaindi e kudi Sachurday Sachurday", and not to mention Honey Singh's classy swill of sewage lyrics mixed with 4 bottles of vodka all get picked over a subtle "Dhak dhuk". From the movie English Vinglish ? Music by Amit Trivedi ? I've lost you haven't I? The young un's must be going "Ey ye buddha kya paka raha hai, chal let's party with the bhoothnath while we do sari nights besharmi ki heights!"

Sigh. Bring the chaar bottals of vodka to drown myself in, please.

Sunday, February 23, 2014

To my Teachers- A tribute

While reading Eye the Sunday booklet which comes along with Indian Express, I came across an article about convocations written by a teacher. She writes about her teacher, who came to her dorm and waved her Math paper saying "you are usually so bright, how do you explain turning in work like this?". Reading that brought a broad smile on my face and a slight tear in my eye. Teachers are perhaps the most overlooked bunch, especially if compared with the influence they have on your life.

I have recently realized that I am what I am today because of my teachers. So here goes a tribute to my teachers.

Aruna miss (2nd standard teacher) loved me like anything, even today will call me "Sattuuuu", to her I still might be 8 years old.
Romi miss, who was the most compassionate of the teachers in school.
Sumati miss, my Sanskrit teacher, who used to be exasperated and beam with pride at the same time!
Ganu ma'am, the elder Ganu ma'am s daughter-in-law, who I used to go to for private Sanskrit tuition in the 7th grade. I fondly remember her, for she always saw the spark in me in Sanskrit, and was a great (how do I stress this enough?) teacher. She developed my Sanskrit foundation that made it easy in the later 3 years. Though I am out of touch with Sanskrit today, I hope to relearn it some day.
Archana Tai,  oh what to say about Archana Tai. She was the most selfless teacher, who took excruciating effort to reach her pupils, and always always had an eye for well-rounded personality development of her students, not just immediate success in exams. I was taught by this great teacher for 4 years, each of which won me laurels without exception. I still remember her rebuking me in the early days, for not having studied saying "Is this how they teach at St. Lawrence?". I still remember her asking me after 7th scholarship exam,"Will you make it through?" and she always reminds me with the same genuine surprise, about how nonchalant I was in my answer. I remember her incredulous look of surprise when I regaled a scholarship interview. I was being quizzed by the interviewer about which English newspaper I read, and I answered a couple of questions after which I ran out of steam. So the interviewer asked me since when are you reading this paper, I replied since a week. He says, "Only one week? Why did you start so late?", not knowing what to say, I replied "better late than never, Sir". To this day Tai fondly remembers that. She also reminds me that I used to have quite a temper. It is here, in her tuitions that I made some friendships, which endured, and will endure for a long, long time. We regularly meet Tai, we regularly have good chats, she remembers all of our quirks, God bless her. So much more could be written about Tai, but we move on. Oh, and did I miss this? She is the sole credit for laying the foundation for logical thinking, without which all my future endeavors would not have come to be. Tai's class, for me, was the school I never had.
Lakhakar Sir was my 12th grade Engineering Entrance exams teacher, and his coaching center is solely responsible for my excellent results in all entrance exams (which is pivotal to who and where I am today). He was exemplary in his combination of fun and learning. He took us to an almost-all-expenses paid trip to Goa for crying out loud! He would take us on impromptu treks, organize all-nighter marathon class, and worked really hard to get us ready for difficult exams. I met him at a petrol station one day, and I confessed to him that I am here today because of you.
Prof. S.S. Bhagwat, Chemical Engineering professor at UDCT. I learnt 4 subjects under him. Process Computations, Thermodynamics I & II, Interfacial Sciences. He called out after midsems and quizzes one day asking, who had not dropped a single mark till now. I was alone, and I was made to stand up while the rest of the class applauded. I was in for a full 100, but ended at an excellent 96. I supply that memory to my brain whenever I am excruciatingly low on confidence. He was for me, the epitome of Engineering professor. I remember when one day, he spent the whole 2 hour lecture explaining a particularly difficult problem. Not solving, just explaining what the problem statement was! That was the kind of dedication he had. He instilled that in us. As with Prof. Lakhakar, he mixed fun with learning. With him we went on a industrial visit, a Sulfuric Acid plant, a Bulk Pharmaceuticals plant. Sir took us to a trek to Karnala, Panvel, which still drenches my mind with the natural beauty and class bonding we experienced that day. Took us to Alibaug! Organized with our hostel mates a trek to Raj Machi in Sahyadris! He remains one of my favourite persons in addition to professor.
Prof. A.B. Pandit, one effortless teacher, was my B.Tech project guide, who turned my counsellor when I was faced with a dilemma.
Prof. G.A. Viswanathan, my Master's thesis advisor at IIT Bombay. In the course taught by him, I was astounded by the range of his knowledge, Reaction Engineering, Biology, Computing, Mathematics you name it! He would have research papers at the tip of his tongue on any topic! He did not teach through books, rather through research papers. That way, student developed an understanding of how research is to be approached. Through personal interaction, I saw the unwavering adherence to honesty in just about everything (a breath of fresh air in India where copying and plagiarism is rampant), his work ethic (I remember him chiding me when I was being evasive and giving flimsy excuses), his vision for research. He rarely praised anyone, so his grading my work at 10/10 was one of the highest personal honors. He is responsible for instilling character and research rigour in me. Not just a research advisor, he has on multiple occasions given me sound advice on my problems.
Prof. Anurag Mehra is a Mozart of teaching! He would link difficult concepts with mundane, daily experiences and make absolute perfect sense, so that I would never dream of forgetting the concept! Having such clarity and transferring it with such consummate ease is nothing short of a gift. His ready wit, coupled with such enjoyable (believe me, the effort required to make Multiphase Reaction Systems so enjoyable is by no means a simple task) lectures puts him right there at the top.
Prof. S.B. Noronha taught Multivariate Statistics, which would very well be called philosophy or poetry in motion! His lectures required extreme concentration, for his style was not outright slapstick, but rather extremely subtle. His sentence formulations were so long yet stylish, (I only survived through them with undivided attention because I am used to reading P.G. Wodehouse) that one would forget forever that Statistics was supposed to be tedious data handling. I am still using his excellent (self typeset in Latex) notes for concept clarification in my work.
Prof. Sachin Patwardhan took pains to clarify vector algebra, which sadly was made a mess of at UDCT. His love for Mathematics was apparent from his reverent description of Gauss as the Prince of Mathematics! I am starting to appreciate the beauty that Linear Algebra held, as he professed in classes.
Prof. V.A. Juvekar united all seemingly diverse Transport phenomena, and opened my eyes to the common concepts in all three. His lectures were easy to not pay attention to, often at a considerable personal loss. Complex systems were nothing to him! His notes, as well, are invaluable from the point of view of unification of concepts and clarity.
Prof. Soumyo Mukherjee, a Biomedical Engineering professor, had an unenviable job of giving a flavor of Biomed Engg to a diverse bunch of students from Comp Sci, Elec, Chem, Mech and what not. Needless to say, he carried it out with aplomb and left me wanting for more. It comes as little surprise since his favourite sentence was "science is a continuum".
So many more teachers there were, these are only a few that my painfully limited memory serves up at instant notice. Heartfelt thanks to all of these stellar people, I sincerely do hope I can pay you back in some way.
These are obviously the "teacher" teachers, and not inclusive of everyone who has taught me in the broader sense of the word. But here it is, a tribute to my teachers.
Thank you.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

2082

I was standing by the elevator in my apartment building the other day. In a brief moment I put my hand in my pocket, and almost smacked myself forgot your car keys. As that moment passed I smiled to myself. The elevator had arrived. I reach the parking lot and my car flicks its lights on and off and honks once gently. I get in and push the pedal down, it moves. Like an obedient bot. No vrooming, no flashy nonsense. See I am in 2082 and I am 57 years old. My Pop used to drive a gasoline car. He always forgot his keys, and I would fetch them for him.
He would always say one thing, “We live in a weird time son. I never get it”, he said, “Why do we still use keys? You encrypt your phone with passcodes, your mails and messages with encryption keys, why are we still using keys like cave men?” Bless his heart. Pop was always ahead of his times. He was a humble professor. He taught Biology and Advanced Mathematics at the local university.
Today I walk into the parking lot, my mobile device identifies my car’s location, starts it, honks its horn to help me locate. I reach my car, the door opens, I get in, I drive. There is an encryption key that pairs me and my car through my mobile device. I wish my Pop was alive to see this. We have electric cars now. Gone are the gas guzzling, burping belching station wagons and sedans. We recently took our kids to the museum to see what those gas cars looked like. I told my kids, “My pop used to drive one of those”, I said pointing at a cheap hatchback by Hyundai. The kids were repulsed by the noise; the smoke coming out almost choked them. The streets are all very quiet now. I live on one of the busiest streets in the city. Yet I can hear my TV at the minimum volume.
How did this happen? Some wise guys, my Pop was one of those, thought why do we focus on two equally inefficient power sources – Gasoline and Electricity. Why not route all the power through one source and try to improve that efficiency as much as possible? Facing stiff opposition from the money crazed powerful Oil Moguls, undaunted they carried on with their research. First task was to simulate everything on a computer. Before even thinking of going ahead with the plan. Which is where my pop came in. He was one of the brainiest Math professors around town. And he literally spoke to computers, fluently! He would coax, cajole sometimes force the machines to do what computation he wanted. It’s no harder than learning German, he would say.
So on the research team went building simulations, coming up with estimates of cost, overall system efficiency etc. to justify the massive paradigm shift that eventually occurred. Today all the worlds power systems are consolidated. All of human kind’s energy goes into trying to make things more efficient at the electricity production and distribution. It’s just better that way! Think about it. You burn coal, you produce tons of CO2, you dump it in the atmosphere, you cry foul over the Petroleum industry. The petroleum industry distils crude, produces combustible hydrocarbons, we in turn burn the hydrocarbons in our cars, dump it in the atmosphere, and the petroleum companies blame thermal power plants for global warming. It’s just easier this way! It’s logical. Have all the energy sources producing electricity some way or the other. Let the end user be faced with just one energy- electricity! Then at the back-end deal, with efficiency of burning Gasoline to turn the turbine. Just one universal turbine, unlike hundreds of thousands of types of cars! Get what I mean? And at the other end, focus your efforts on minimizing distribution losses. In 2030 our scaled energy losses in distribution were 60%; thermal power plant efficiency was 23%; Gasoline and Diesel average engine efficiency was a measly 18%.
Today all Oil distilled products route to power plants, where our efficiency has bumped up to 35% ! Just two percent shy of the theoretical maximum of 37%! Today due to superconductor research, distribution losses have plummeted down to 7% ! It is really an end-to-end optimization!
My Pop worked as a supply chain consultant before going back to research. He worked largely in systems and networks – Systems biology for his masters’ project, Supply chain networks in his first job, neural networks in his PhD. Later on he attributed his visionary research with his teammates to this exposure to different disciplines. He would always quote one of his Biomedical Engineering professors, “Science is a continuum”

It indeed is.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

TED video list

Beautiful TED videos I have seen till date:

1. Emily Levine: She is a trickster (I am still unaware of what that is) but she looks to be beautifully open minded lady. awfully witty, loves connections (me too me too!), likes to cross boundaries.
http://www.ted.com/talks/emily_levine_s_theory_of_everything.html

2. Jill Bolte Taylor: Simply what our brain is capable of is shown here! recites her experience of a stroke. beautiful possibilities !
http://www.ted.com/talks/jill_bolte_taylor_s_powerful_stroke_of_insight.html

3.David Gallo: Underwater astonishments.
Life that you've never seen before! short clip
http://www.ted.com/talks/david_gallo_shows_underwater_astonishments.html

4. Karen Bass: Informative, beautiful. Nature. BBC and NATGEO footage. short clip

 http://www.ted.com/talks/karen_bass_unseen_footage_untamed_nature.html

5. VS Ramachandran. Simple and ingenious! [brain]
http://www.ted.com/talks/vilayanur_ramachandran_on_your_mind.html

6. Daniel Wolpert: why we developed brains in the first place. for movement he says. nice, simple and brilliant experiment
http://www.ted.com/playlists/1/how_does_my_brain_work.html

7. this whole playlist. a brilliant one on how we learn to see... by pawan sinha
sarah jayne blackmore- workings of adolescent brains
allan jones- map of the brain.

http://www.ted.com/playlists/1/how_does_my_brain_work.html

8. oh yes. Boaz Almog- quantum locking and levitation!
http://www.ted.com/talks/boaz_almog_levitates_a_superconductor.html


Thursday, September 5, 2013

The whimsical kid with constraints!

Suppose there is a boy, 15-16 years of age, in a moderate sized city, just out of X grade. He wears Reebook, Woodland shoes; Wrangler, Lee jeans; Levi's Tee Shirts; drives a brand new Honda automatic scooter/ motorcycle. He has a wallet in his jeans pockets, yes he has, and it contains money of the order of hundreds of rupees. (this is to be inflation-adjusted to present time from like 2003-04; yes it is gonna need significant fucking adjustment! Add a touch screen mobile phone as well.) Mobile phones in itself were new, and even if kids did have them, it wasn't expected to be any higher-end than a nokia 1100.

So yes, this boy. He has friends from school. When there were uniforms. The great thing about uniforms is that it is by and large uniform! The cloth quality might differ, but your innocence has yet not been ripped apart by consumerism, hence, to the child's eye they are pretty much the same. Now, these uniforms did a wonderful job, a job of screening out affluence (or the lack of it) as a decisive factor for friendship. Friendships were friendships. Then, we graduate school. Then, we move to the realm of no uniforms. To the realm of tuitions and travelling and "hanging out".

Where you hung out, depended on- very critically- the amount of dough on your person. I say on your person to include the case of not owning wallets at all; for what do you need a wallet for if all you need to store couldn't exceed 10 rupees? That too was in case of a flat tyre. . . on your cycle. Coming to the hanging out bit, once or twice for the sake of school friendship, the above mentioned kid (the one without the wallet on his person) would hang out with the kid mentioned higher above, at cool and chic places. Now these places had menu cards designed to make the eyes pop out, of the kid mentioned above. And the kid mentioned above, for some inexplicable reason, did not like much the process of popping-out-of-eyes. Whimsical, one might find this peculiar dislike!

So, in a alarmingly short course of time, he learns to forget his old friends. No, it is not all bad; he meets friends, lets just say, more closer to the constraints of boy # 2! There could be two broad kinds of kids facing these constraints- those naturally forced on the kid, or artificially by their guardians. Now the nuances of the existence of constraints matter not; and that matters greatly. Because, in the falling out mentioned in the previous paragraph, it is a matter of great debate and discussion as to who might lose out more, but I opine kid # 1. And because #2 - the guardians of type b, who artificially forced constraints on their kid, advertantly or inadvertantly helped them reach a larger base of fellow kids, quite simply.

Parents of kid #1, or the kid #1 himself when turned a parent (let's hope in the course of time never had to face constraints) would not, nay might not, understand the significance of not fucking loading up his kid with cash or kind (kind being accessories bought by cash, ample of it), and could quite simply skip reading this write up, but having known real gems falling in the type of kid#2, I would urge anybody considering rearing kids, to give this write up a tiddy-biddy bit of thought. Just saying.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Quest

The big bang happened, probably. Believed to be a superhot mass of neutrons and quanta. Neutrons gave rise to simple atoms like hydrogen. The big bang also gave rise to scatters of dense matter at high temperatures of ten of millions of degrees, like the sun. This temperature facilitates conditions rarely met in our realm which leads to nuclear reactions. Helium from Hydrogen, Oxygen, Carbon from Helium and so on.

Somewhere due to some happy coincidence, or a long string of happy coincidences, complex combinations of these elements were formed. One of these complex molecules, chlorophyll, had a peculiar quality of absorbing radiation of particular frequency incident on it from the sun (the radiation arising from the nuclear reactions which lead to formation of Carbon,etc., incidentally) and using it to convert two compounds (water and CO2) into glucose. (What struck me the most here, call me a slowpoke if you will, is that chlorophyll is THE gateway for life on earth!! What other molecule harnesses photons incident on it and makes life essential glucose?)

With time, changes occurred on the smaller time scale and led to us, the human form, which can sit and comprehend this. Come to think of it, each "coincidence" has a probability associated, correct? And in the whole process of big bang to me sitting here typing has a number of coincidences which even the most powerful computer cannot process. I am really limited here by my own imaginations of HUGE. The actual order of that number might be the number which I'm thinking raised to itself. (God, if exists and is reading this, will definitely laugh at the minuscule number that the farthest of my imagination can permit, but hey the fact that it permits this far an imagination? His own victory)

Probabilities of uncorrelated events multiply. Multiply all these probabilities of all these events (assume this for simplicity). The inverse is probably (interesting word, this, don't you think?) the order of magnitude of size of the universe. It is this size the universe has to take so that there are combinations of elements, a peculiar combination of the pool of matter (which forms an equally tiny fraction of the sum of all matter), on this tiny bit called Earth. This combination of elements here, call it human. It uses the matter formed via all these unlikely events (a probability of one in million would be called unlikely wouldn't it, on our scale?),this is the remarkable thing, it uses this matter to facilitate it to study it's own bearings!! It can ponder on temperatures of billions. It can make theories on the very existence of itself! If it was by chance that some crucial event occurred for the world to be what it is today, I am really glad that it did. I do not know what a human benefits out of such pondering, which really begs the question of why, why are we here? Why do we exist?

I read a statement by Fred Hoyle (it is from his book that I got the inspiration for writing this particular ramble) that the smallest functional protein formation has odds like some millions of earths all solving the rubik's cube together, or something of that sort, I'm really not sure, but you get the gist.

Grander the scale of things there are bound to be events further away from the mean, yes? Outliers, statistics calls it. The magnitude of things at the outset (temperature, pressure, mass, density what not) was actually so large that unexpected things should indeed be expected, is what I think in retrospect. Then again, since I simply cannot expect to have a grasp of all possible scales, I wonder if in the formation and bursting of bubbles in boiling water, entire universes are created and destroyed? Probably not, my limited (and thankfully so, otherwise can one be rational?) mind tells me. I ponder on. . .

Disclaimer: All this while if I appear erudite and scholarly and deep and what not, I wish to clarify that it is certainly not so. For if a person cannot think with sufficient clarity on a simple (relative to the above article) case of gas dissolving in liquid, one does not simply become a scholar by trying their luck at hypothesizing  about (largely) unexplained subjects. It is just a manifestation of the inevitable pondering of the brain upon itself.

Monday, July 2, 2012

On Various Things: From advertising to football.

Close to 4 years ago internet began growing rapidly reaching almost every household and college in India. Before that Advertising was through only one medium for the vast majority of its effectiveness. Television. You could simply not watch television to avoid their almost subliminal effects on your minds. Now however, with very sharp marketing managers with global exposures are thinking and working out their strategies (yes, strategies, since those 30 seconds on TV are sadly not the only things that they rely on these days) we are truly unaware of what we are faced with. I wished I could say "fighting" in place of "faced with" because we hardly are. It is almost like we are bent over. Without our knowledge of the fact, I might add. I had the good fortune of realising and feeling an advertising's effect on me. Cadbury has decided to step up its brand Gems' market share by starting with new innovative ads. Watching TV even for a limited time as I do since I am stuck to the computer for most of my time, I almost doubled back on catching the slightest of glimpses of the familiar box (the smallest side of the rectangular parallelopiped that too) and thankfully checked myself. Thankfully not because Gems is particularly harmful but I want to buy Gems when I want to eat them, not because there is an imprint of it's ad in my brain that tugs on the want center. An imprint that I don't want, an imprint that I didn't know about till that day. Subliminal indeed.
Advertisements do not have to be innovative even. My guess is the amount of innovation required depends on the product and your marketing angle. Launching something new or launching your product in an incredibly tight competition requires them managers to put on their thinking caps. Well ask the creative agents to do it for them probably. But when you have a large share of the market already, you probably won't waste your money on creativity. For creativity must needs come at a cost. Already have a major share? Bombard them with uncreative half-ass haphazard ads that shout out your product's name 10 times in 30 seconds just to keep people buying it like robots. Whether you need it or not. Take Cola ads for instance. Do you need to drink Cola? No. In India you'll get approximately 30 different drinks healthier (and cheaper!) than your cola. But nooooooo! We have to drink it for a complex web of reasons. To appear cooler, it tastes good, a false feeling of satisfaction because we see the likes of Sachin sighing in satisfaction and smacking his lips after a sip. Sachin, yes. The enigma. The God for Indian cricket lovers. If you haven't seen that brilliantly diabolical, guaranteed to be effective, brain surgery without operation of an ad of Cola count yourself lucky. It shows an arid desert area. The voice (don't get me started on that I have my Hyde-like theories on that smooth silky son of a gun of a voice that narrates straight into your head without resistance) tells you the details 42 deg C temperature, no caps, no shoes, no coin for toss, no real kit, make shift stumps, an abandoned truck for pavillion, an old battered aluminium can for drums, dirtied kids in old battered clothes but their faces lit up with smiles and here's where they've scored the first master stroke- cricket, yeh khel nahi, yeh zameen ki sacchi khushi hai (no real time provided to really think what this has got to do with anything, let alone cola, if anybody would bother thinking that is. Cricket is religion and religion, well for the most part is anti-thinking. Genius, sheer genius) and the second master stroke is the Little Master himself (switching brands apparently, another mini master stroke. I had to be reminded that he used to be with Pepsi. Memory is fickle, they've used it to their advantage) pulling out a bottle from the ice cooler (probably another thing, they've shown the smaller bottle, they've reduced its volume keeping the price same, and anyway smaller products have more margin. diseconomies of small scale) sipping it and saying khelte raho khush raho. Of course few people would have anything bad left to say from the little guilt of the first master stroke. If they really don't have coins for a toss, well I guess the ad suggests that they should satisfy themselves by just looking at Sachin drinking it. While for the rest who can indeed afford 10 rs, well go for it! Sachin says so. If Bhagwan Shiva came down from heavens sipping cola and encouraging you to do so, and not question whether it makes sense or not, would you then question Him? Of course not! We are not atheists now are we. Sit with your pudgy bellies and watch these good kids sweat it out on the telly if you have to. CocaCola will be saying, doesn't matter, increased sales! Other Cola ads are equally appalling, those cheesy tacky ads of Mountain Dew. I'd sooner believe I'd find Jadoo in my backyard saying Dhoop Dhoop than those stupid waste of time and money. But it is not about being rational now is it? Having a connection with the product at hand even seems to be uncool these days. I would look the Axe outrage of an ad in the eye and say ok, they've at least exaggerated some connection (albeit the thinnest one. Deodorants are expected to rid you of sweat odour first and foremost). But Coke, come on seriously? But these are good ads, strictly from the point of view of the company. I'm willing to bet my left ass that Coca Cola sales and profits have shot up since this ad came on air. I'd go ahead and safely bet even my right one that much of the increase comes from the 200ml bottles. Who am I to dissect an ad when I feel the ad working on my own educated and aware ass and do nothing but mutely and willingly bend over? I find this phrase coming up more and more often- unless you have been living in a cave you'd know falana falana. All of a sudden it doesn't seem like a bad idea.
Woah! look at that, I didn't even get to football and I'm not done ranting on advertising still. Bourneville. Fine elite brother of our beloved Cadbury's Dairy Milk. Dairy Milk also upped the ante by going on air with pseudo emotional bullshit of kuch meetha ho jaye. They're probably pointing their fingers at us and laughing their asses off right now. Such gullible folks, throw shit at them laced with emotions, family ties and cliched music and they swallow it hook, line and sinker. Now I'm not here pretending I'm some ultra aware sage-like guru who has complete control over his mind. Of course I've bought loads more of Cadbury since I saw those ads during Kaun Banega Crorepati just like you all did. All right coming to bourneville, some snooty British ass in his polished accent, accepts or dismisses Ghana cocoa beans on whether they are fit to become a Bourneville one day, with locals looking at this Judgement day classification of cocoa beans with a mixture of fear and awe. "He'll be a Bourneville one day" is good and all but the question of what happens to the dismissed beans goes begging. They have not said anything about their pickiness when it comes to dairymilk, does it mean that the bean that is so imperiously brushed off as "he's nothing" becomes a Dairymilk? Their motive is plain and simple, they are not aiming for making Bourneville the Gucci of chocolates, they just want you to bear in mind that there is a more expensive, and therefore associated with more status, brand of chocolate that you can buy. Job done. Do advertising colleges teach you to do just that? Be ruthless, do anything, dance around naked if that's what it takes to grab attention and imprint on our minds that we must buy these products the moment we set our eyes on them? I don't think so. It just comes in the new generations. They emulate their peers and competitors. For the most part, money is the only driver, and these are the richest buses. Not ironically. I pray to God that you and me have the courage to look a Coke bottle in the eye and say, not this time, no, not this time. I'm not saying we need to deprive us of everything that is shown in adverts even if it is a daily essential commodity, I'm just saying we need to be aware as we have no idea how powerful our minds are and they might have a slightly better idea..

"The Dark Arts are many, varied, ever-changing and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible." 

Overkill, maybe, but definitely relevant.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

There's always someone who will spread the propaganda that the villain is actually the hero. When you talk about Hitler this person will tell you that Hitler did so many wonderful things for German economy for this and that. Hitler was a goddamn mass murdering maniac and don't let nobody tell you otherwise. German economy and all could have been bettered even without the mass murdering, so what do you say to that? There is always a twisted or misled person who derives a twisted satisfaction from worshipping the villain. Hitler and his rule did horrible things to innocent people and no amount of economic growth is gonna offset that.
Karna is a villain from Mahabharata. The notion of him being the actual good guy is so popular that books have been written on it. Some of them just state some things and leave it to the reader to conclude that Krishna was the actual villain and others downright say so. I think they do that because they are intimidated by the character of Krishna. They are afraid that they can never be so fair and just and have the courage to do or stand by what is right. Such people seek to hide from the truth by deluding themselves. Finding justifications like being of "liberal thought", "different". And when someone comes along and gives an irrefutable argument they resort to bitching means. All this because they are afraid of seeking the truth, afraid that they are not strong enough to be a good person. I personally do not give a big deal to being different. I think I used to, but now I don't. Because see, Hitler was different! and look what that did! Nothing wrong in being a common man, now, is it? Taking cue from Russell Peters- Be a man! Do the right thing!

Friday, April 6, 2012


Morals ethics are all relative. Like a hologram, how you perceive depends on where you look from. From my angle it looks black without a doubt, but from somewhere else, it looks gray, maybe even white. Is there a right angle of sight? Is there a person who can possibly know which angle to look from to spot the truth? Is there a thing as truth? Or is it relative too? See if morals are all relative, what are they relative to? 

How we perceive is a function of our mind. As time passes, our brain gets "hard-wired" so to speak, and we begin reacting to things in increasingly constant patterns. The processing of familiar inputs is stored and iterates to a more or less fixed algorithm. What is, I believe, of essence is, the initial inputs given which passes through our mind's "transfer function" and gives a certain output, well that transfer function is what is subject to change in the early stages of the mind. for it takes in feedback of the output it generated from a particular input. so of essence is how and what are the combinations of input as well as feedbacks which lead to what is called a sound person.

(Feedback is probably the most important word, biologically. "feedback loops are the reason for multistationarity" think about it. if there were no feedback, every person would behave in only a way it was born with. that means, that other people would not have any effect on you ever. you are what you are right now because of the people that have come in your life. if THAT variable is taken out what makes you unique?! no multiple stationary points. before you know it the entire race would have been extinct.)

that soundness is also variable. As in, a person could be sound in one aspect, but apparently insane in other. That depends on what "transfer function" in the given context, has your brain reached, which as hypothized before, depends on inputs it faced during its formative period. Experiences. However, even a well drilled mind can be changed if an input of sufficient intensity were incident. As chemistry teaches us, it is not just intensity, but the wavelength of incident light is also important. An electron will absorb a photon only if it is of a particular wavelength. That change occurrence is brought about only by few. Accidental, yes, but if otherwise, be assured that such a person who can bring it about is an accomplished person.

If there is indeed a varying level of soundness, there must be a probability distribution. and since there are almost completely unsound persons, there must exist an almost completely sound person, eh? So is that person, what we are all relative to? what you want to see yourself relative to is also your own choice, though. You could be around average and compare yourself with the "bad" extreme :P So what I am saying is morals ethics etc are not just relative to each other, but to some fixed state too. Imagine if there was only one person on the earth. He could either be barbaric or be well behaved. It wouldn't matter though since no one would be there to give a fuck. :P that behaviour is not perceived by himself since there is no one else to compare and hence no feedback ! but still if you were an invisible observer, you could judge. So indeed there must be some point to which everything is relative, I conclude thus.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

.............

Sindhudurg killings verdict came out yesterday. High Court confirms death sentence on 4 convicts.
The case is as follows,
8 yrs ago. in Dec '03, four young men had lured 9 victims from Mumbai, Pune and Satara under the guise of multiplying their money by magic and then brutally murdered them at a hillock in Sindhudurg.
The divisional bench of Justice said- and "they acted as if they were professional murderers" while executing a meticulously planned conspiracy. The court noted that the alternative life sentence could not be considered in the case as it would shock the conscience of the society. "In our opinion all the convicted accused would be a menace to society and they cannot be reformed" the judges said.
Well done, bench of Justice. But reading this, do you not immediately draw parallels with the Kasab case? Justice decided to hear out Kasab's plea. What, and Kasab can be reformed? After serving some 25 yrs of his sentence, if he's let out on basis of good conduct, will the society throw a "welcome reformed Kasab" party for him? Was his act not meticulously planned and executed in cold blood? Or was he just playing with some Kalashnikov's that accidentally went off?

I'm not in favour of death penalty. I mean, we're not China (which IMO is one messed up country by the way). I'm always reminded of Gandalf's words- Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.
Still, the lack of reason, the apparent injustice brings me to a boil. I cannot help it.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

associated memories

I always found it intriguing how some actions are intricately related to memories.. some songs for example. "mitwa" reminds of my first year in college and it's the most bizzare feeling. it's as if i'm lifted and transported to 5303.. that song was a super hit then.. I remember how we'd bought those cheap fm radios at dadar station and me and kaiya would lie listening to them.. every once in a while saying "kaiya are red fm lav, mitwa laglay!" :D (heard mitwa after a long long time and it brought all of these things gushing back... wanted to put this on as a status msg but it was too much to condense into a status )
 i mean i can literally feel the rain falling as we stood haggling with the fm radio vendor at dadar.. me adwait and kaiya.. dunno how these memories remain so fresh.. wonder if there is a decay rate to memories and some memories fade away faster than others.. I don't remember my first day in college so vividly as this and they are both from barely a few weeks apart.. you tend to remember certain "type" of memories better. and this "type" or combination of types is unique for every person. some memories remain there for they were adrenaline rushing moments, some do coz they touched your heart and appealed to softer emotions..  i think the "life" of a memory must have something to do with the hormone(s) secreted at the moment.. but whatever it is sure does break the time space continuum.. 
what is with actions and thoughts? perhaps we will never know.. I'm sure you must have experienced this- you're doing something and suddenly you remember you have to meet so and so and tell them something.. and on the way someone else stops you and you start talking and after that, for the life of you, you don't remember what you came out to do!! isn't it? it irks you.. like it's just around the corner of yr "memory path" but you can not get there! so then you go back to doing what you were doing in the first place, retracing yr steps that is, and then it comes back to you. sorta like a non-return valve, you have to get back to the upstream end to pass thru the valve again.
Sooo innocuous.. it has you wondering why you forgot such a simple thing.. what are these memories? chemical reactions?? some reversible, some irreversible, or rather "action/path specific" ? I would love to find out some of these answers some day but for now, goodnight!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Cigar Case

Cacophonic yowling of sirens in the dead of the night awoke the owner of a plush condo in Beverly Hills, CA .. Putting on his glasses Jean Pierre rushed to the window towards the source of the bright yellow light. Squinting to brush off his stupor, he realised the light was coming from a fire. The Storage area three blocks away was on fire. A red fire brigade swerved the corner and screeched to a halt. He knew the owner of the storage area of cuban cigars.. he was a good friend..

Pierre rushed down in his dressing gown to the place of the fire. the fire was almost dead by now. the fire fighters were conversing with the night watchman of the adjacent block.
"Do you know who the owner of this.. um.. storage is?",, asked the fireman.
"Excuse me mister, I am Jean Pierre and the owner of this place is a friend of mine, Laurent Lefevre"
"Can you call him up and inform him to come down to the Beverly Hills fire station asap, Mr. Pierre?"
"Oui", said Pierre absently. He was looking aghast at the remains. a few embers here and there. The whole place had burned down. Not a single box of cigars left there.
"What?", said the fireman.
"I mean, yes, of course"


"comment est-ce arrivé?"
A broken down Laurent sat at the breakfast table of Pierre's condo..
"Easily about a million dollars worth of the best quality Cuban cigars! All ash now.. All of it!"
"Come on now, surely you must have insured for them?", said Pierre consoling him.
"Yes! Completely paid up! I'll be damned if you don't pay up.. and quick!", said Monsieur Lefevre to Mr. Hughes of Hughes and Kane Insurance Ltd.
“Now, now, monsieur. I understand you have suffered a huge loss. Your losses will be remunerated as soon as a report is completed. Only a minor step. Once your file is approved by me and Kane you will receive your insurance amounting to four mil!” said Hughes.
“Well make it quick alright!”

She stubbed out her cigarette and picked up the ringing telephone by her bed.
“Listen Sue, a minor case for you,” She recognized her boss’ voice at the other end “a storage area caught fire last night and burned down a million dollars worth of Cuban cigs. You need to look into it as soon as possible”
“Yes, sir”, Susan Moore was a rising star in the firm and aspired to have her own company one day, Hughes, Kane and co was just a stepping stone.. “I will have your file ready as soon as possible”

Another boring file to be closed, she thought. Little did she know that this was a case she would never forget in her entire life.
She got dressed swung by her office, picked up the file and raced to the site. She stepped out of the car and began observing everything. Always keep looking. Through your observation you must be able to spot anomalies, keeping always in mind the relevant facts. It is often things you don’t see that ring bells, she remembered her teacher saying. Robert Connolly was a retired law professor at Princeton, from where she had graduated first class.

Two people were at the site talking. One appeared to be unsettled and the other probably consoling.
“Hello Mr. Lefevre, I am Susan Moore from the Hughes Kane Insurance” she said holding a hand up to the former. He shook it. The look on his face was all too familiar. If faces could speak, Laurent’s would’ve said, I don’t give a damn who you are! Just give me my four million.

“I am just going to make a few enquiries, survey the site and if everything is in order, you will get your money by the end of next week”, IF everything is in order, Sue thought. She had not been on the field for a lot of time, but her reputation was already building. This Susan has a sure instinct,  Hughes had said.
She had an instinct something was wrong. She would soon find out what. She always did. On three occasions previously Susan had saved the firm a total of around a hundred grand. This was her first big case and she already knew why her boss had asked specifically for her to be put on it. He must have smelled a rat. Arsons, though not very common in this area, raised their ugly heads from time to time.
“Mr. Levefre, approximately how many boxes of cigars were in there?”
“Could have been thirty, fourty. I’m not sure”
“Any records with you?”
“All burned down didn’t they?” he said heatedly.
Neat, she thought. Burn down the evidence.
“Look all I know is my insurance has been paid up. And I am entitled to it in such a case.” Said Laurent.
“You are, sir. But not unless there is proof of loss of material as written in the agreement papers. I will just take a look around, alright”

The burned down storage looked like a huge ashtray. It was like Satan had a sudden whim to smoke Cubans. Sue looked around, eyes peeled for signs of staging. The file said old wiring was the most probable cause of fire. Pretty old, the wiring sure is, she thought. Moving around to the back of the room she located the source of fire. Wires from the wall had stuck out, the insulation burned down by the fire leaving them exposed live. Copper wires hung from the walls, red.

Red. Wait a minute. There is something amiss. She moved around to spot more evidence. Spotting something red in a nearby puddle, she swept off the wet ash to find a Copper plaque bearing the name of Mr. Laurent’s company. The words stenciled on the plaque did not bother Sue as much as its appearance. It was shining red.
Laurent Cigar Dealers, est. 1990.
Twelve years. Still shining bright red. Something she remembered her geeky lab mate had said in Senior High about copper turning green under certain conditions. For the life of her, she couldn’t remember what. Should give Mabel a call, she thought, Nitrogen, was it?

Mabel happened to have her lunch break at twelve and she was delighted to meet her old friend Susan from the Chemistry lab. After exchanging pleasantries and reminiscing the good old days, Sue came straight to the point.
“Well, not nitrogen as it was, but Copper does react with nitric acid to form a green layer. Actually it gives nitrous and nitric oxides depending on the concentration of the acid,” Mabel said, she was a Chemistry major, “but it does stick to form a layer on copper.”
“I dunno about nitric acid, but how about a helluva lot of smoke?”
“What smoke?”
“Smoke, as in the grey dusty matter, duh…”
“what I meant was, smoke from what?”
“Oh cigars”
“that would indeed turn copper grey, combustion of nicotine and some organics in cigarettes are known to react on copper surface leaving a green coating on the metal…”

She had stopped listening to Mabel who had gone on rambling about the reaction like she did in the Lab. So that was it! That was her answer. She was set to save her company millions of dollars. Oh no, it wasn’t about the commission, it was about the rep. yes, she was in for a wave of awe when, dramatically, she’d reveal the flaw in front of the court! Clever plan Mr Lefevre. Perfect, almost.





“So you say copper turns green when nicotine burns in presence of copper?”
Mabel was Susan’s expert witness.
“A layer is formed, yes, comprising of…”
“Never mind that. So if some forty crates of Cigars were to catch fire in a room about this size, would it be safe to assume that the plaque should also have turned green?”
“Definitely. This problem was first identified with copper cigarette holders… ”
“That’s all” said Susan with a meaningful look at the jury and returned to her seat looking smug.

Lefevre’s lawyer, Ronald Weiss, got up to cross examine.
“So this plaque recovered from the Storage.  What grade would you say it is? Just hazard a guess, I’m not asking you to be too specific”
“It looks like a high quality piece to me, judging from the shade of red” said Mabel.
“So you say that the plaque should have been green instead of the shining red that it is right now?”
“Yes, it should have. The given the number of boxes and the volume of the room, the concentration was quite high”
Weiss, himself had done quite some research. He loved to read day to day Chemistry, before, you know, he became a lawyer.
“You were referring to these copper cigarette holders. I happened to look around a bit myself and chanced upon this” he said, taking out a copper holder neatly cut in half, along its length. “would this be what you were referring to?”
“yes” said Mabel, a little anxious.
“Now what would you say about this layer? Is it, umm.. flaky as rust upon Iron, or impermeable, as oxide of titanium on titanium?”
Mabel glanced towards Susan, who was about to raise an objection as to relevance of the cross-examination.
“I guess it is a permeable layer” she said in a low voice.
“Your guess is correct, miss! I happened to do a bit of research on it, and turns out that this layer is as you say a permeable one. To the lay man – flaky. In fact, traces of components of the residue were found in people’s lungs. Now if this copper plaque, covered by such a layer, were to be exposed to a jet of water issuing at speeds of 500 liters a minute, would you safely expect it to get washed, miss Mabel?”
“Yes”
“That, indeed, explains the present color of the copper plaque, doesn’t it?”
Weiss said with a smirk.
“Too many insurance agencies all too frequently try to avoid paying up by proving arson these days”

Thursday, April 22, 2010

TOW the last one

A wonderful 4 year ride is  sadly coming to an end.. I wish I could just replicate my hostel elsewhere wherever I go... I will just miss this place so much..
Just yesterday I was roaming around swearing out loud, and I realised this, that this may be the last time for quite a few things I've become so accustomed to.. :(
- playing CS, poker ( oh those night outs! ), FIFA
- roaming around in the corridor wearing nothing but shorts..
- cutting a birthday cake
- the last meal in mess!!
- beating up gotya. or getting beaten up by people :D
- Munna ji ka "khaana hai ke khaa liya?"
- songs blaring loud from my speakers.. kaiya, kelkar sitting giving their own "farmaish"
- the late night chat sessions.. mostly in eric's room :)
- going out to eat on sundays.. and the amount per person increasing as the years advance.
- McD's with the gang! pole with his usual order! ( two McChicken!)
- teasing Sarode.. Prism and his deadly comments! omg!
 I remember this one time, when none of us had computers, we were watching a movie over at Bhushan's room.. and our warden came for a 'once in two or three blue moons' stroll on our floor and found around 12 of us sitting on a single bed.. and he was like, " yaa this is why the beds break!! " :D
and and.. me eric kaiya anshuman and gattu were all gappa-ing.. eric drank water from our bottle and for a reason still beyond me, spat, nay sprayed, the whole thing on ansh and gattu! the reason he gave was. well it was a sprite bottle and a recent one.. he said the water tasted like sprite.. we were like, duh! is that any reason to spit it out? i mean normal people do drink it.. :D anshuman's immediate reaction, expressions and all, not quite appropriate to be said here, was something I will never forget.. oh..
and once in our first year, me and kaiya were in fronta Aurora.. and kaiya went to kick a bottle, his other foot slipped and he fell! and instead of lifting him up, i started laughing like crazy!!
and the Big Chief joke during first year's prodigy! me, bull (modak) , kathe, kaiya.. (5 ppl on 2 beds btw :P) laughed for one hour straight! :D that joke word since that day has been a nickname for one of my classmates..

oh so so many uncountable times of fun.. This blogger wouldn't be able to provide enough space to write!

I'm gonna miss this place like hell...

good day/ night

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Hold on. Hold fort.

Every so often it is 
that your mind wishes to give up 
wandering hither and thither it sees, 
the innumerable forks, paths 
easier by far, let go 
cursing your heart for a dream it saw 
so stupid it must seem now 
rash and immature a decision so 
of following a dream 
with all your heart you want 
confusing, controlling, manipulating the thoughts so 
that with each day that passes, 
drags your conviction to a new low. 
don't carry on, let go! 
caught in the tussle 
a hurricane of thoughts 
helpless you weep 
hazy about what's right, what's wrong.  


But then in your heart, somewhere inside 
a tiny voice begging to be heard, pleads 
'twill be well worth the pain, the wait, 
just as you dreamed, satisfying mighty 
that you fought for so hard 
and came so long for, 
is so near and you're giving way, 
Hold on. Hold fort. 
it's only five inches now, it's only five inches...

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Chemical Engg

I study in an alleged premier Institute for Chemical Engineering in India. This institute publishes around a kazillion papers every year on Chemical engg and technology. we have the most dedicated staff here. lots and lots of industrial experience, teaching experience and what not..
Oh crap! Such bullshit they sell to the people outside this Insti.. and they buy it!!
if u were to visit the institute's website, you will find all sorts of eulogies about the college and its professors.. there's this one teacher (he's not a prof yet.. phew!) who teaches a very important subject. he's such a brainless git, that we, the class, teach him, rather than him teaching us.. he's the director's stooge.. that is the only reason I can think of for him still being here. I hear rumours that he's set to become a prof.. oh and btw, he is also incharge of placements.. this fellow cannot speak english for crying out loud!! i mean, if he could teach, his english speaking skills become secondary.. but he can do neither, so keeping on licking the dir's ass is his best bet.. and i think he's shrewd enough to know this.
all the profs are, u know, are really unsatisfied with our batch. everybody's saying that we don't know anything.. is it our fault? might be.. i don't deny that i'm a lazy ass.. but we had such amazing profs to teach us certain essential subjects, that it's a miracle if we survive in the Chemical Industry. probably that is why many people opt for PhD's abroad, or MBA..
to be fair, i think our batch is quite brilliant.. we have our share of einsteins in the class. except a few ticks like me, there's many hard working guys..
personally, it doesnt matter to me what these profs say. I believe that i know a fair deal of chem engg and can survive out there. it's just that i hate these egotistical, morale-sucking bastards who are the most condescending bunch of fucking pricks i've ever seen.. remember the dude i mentioned before? the dir's stooge? he fucked our class rank 2, a total genius, based on absolutely NOTHING, in our training presentation..
to be fair to the institute, though, we do have a good number of really good teachers. and i hope the above mentioned pricks dont phase them out.. otherwise this place will go to the dogs..
signed - thekillingjoke (:P)